petty. Policies

Your pet’s best meme, on something real.

Tell Petty what your pet did. Petty writes the joke, puts your real pet in the scene, and prints it on a sticker, an ornament or a pillow shaped like them.

How it works

  1. Add a photo of your pet. One clear photo is all it takes.
  2. Say what they did. “Steals my side of the bed.” Petty writes three lines in your pet’s voice and builds the scene.
  3. Put it on something. Printed just for you and shipped to your door, or straight to someone you love.

What you can get

A die-cut sticker of a dog with the words This house is haunted. By me.

Die-cut sticker

4 inch satin sticker, cut around your pet and the words.

$9.99

A round ceramic ornament printed with a pet meme

Ornament

Ceramic circle, printed on both sides, ribbon included.

$16.99

A pillow cut to the shape of a dog, with a speech bubble

Pet pillow

16 inch pillow cut to your pet’s shape, words and all.

$34.99

Shipping is $5.99 to anywhere in the US. Each item is printed on demand and usually arrives within 2 weeks. Send any of them as a gift with a note on the packing slip.

Petty is in private beta

We’re opening it up to friends first. Want in? Email us and we’ll send you a link.

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